Ideal date

My ideal date would be with a strapping, young, extremely handsome, smart, humerous, intelligent, studdly, man with muscles big enough to rip his own shirt. Someone by the name of Riley (aka rolez/rilez) Battaglini. We would escape to a land far far away. Somewhere no one has heard of. We would then claim it rachizzlerolez land. What happens at rachizzlerolez land, stays at rachizzlerolez land. Our typical night would consist of enjoying pina coladas (non-alcoholic of course) and getting caught in the rain. (;